Clevinger was dead. That was the basic flaw in his philosophy. Eighteen planes had let down through a beamingwhite cloud off the coast of Elba one afternoon on the way back from the weekly milk run to Parma; seventeencame out. No trace was ever found of the other, not in the air or on the smooth surface of the jade waters below.
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There was no debris. Helicopters circled the white cloud till sunset. During the night the cloud blew away, and inthe morning there was no more Clevinger.
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The disappearance was astounding, as astounding, certainly, as the Grand Conspiracy of Lowery Field, when allsixty-four men in a single barrack vanished one payday and were never heard of again. Until Clevinger wassnatched from existence so adroitly, Yossarian had assumed that the men had simply decided unanimously to goAWOL the same day. In fact, he had been so encouraged by what appeared to be a mass desertion from sacredresponsibility that he had gone running outside in elation to carry the exciting news to ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen.
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“What’s so exciting about it?” ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen sneered obnoxiously, resting his filthy GI shoe on hisspade and lounging back in a surlyslouch against the wall of one of the deep, square holes it was his militaryspecialty to dig.
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Ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen was a snide little punk who enjoyed working at cross-purposes. Each time he wentAWOL, he was caught and sentenced to dig and fill up holes six feet deep, wide and long for a specified lengthof time. Each time he finished his sentence, he went AWOL again. Ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen accepted his role ofdigging and filling up holes with all the uncomplainingdedication of a true patriot.
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“It’s not a bad life,” he would observe philosophically. “And I guess somebody has to do it.”
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He had wisdom enough to understand that digging holes in Colorado was not such a bad assignment in wartime.
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Since the holes were in no great demand, he could dig them and fill them up at a leisurely pace, and he wasseldom overworked. On the other hand, he was busted down to buck private each time he was court-martialed.
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He regretted this loss of rank keenly.
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“It was kind of nice being a P.F.C.,” he reminisced yearningly. “I had status—you know what I mean? --and Iused to travel in the best circles.” His face darkened with resignation. “But that’s all behind me now,” heguessed. “The next time I go over the hill it will be as a buck private, and I just know it won’t be the same.”
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There was no future in digging holes. “The job isn’t even steady. I lose it each time I finish serving my sentence.
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Then I have to go over the hill again if I want it back. And I can’t even keep doing that. There’s a catch. Catch22. The next time I go over the hill, it will mean the stockade. I don’t know what’s going to become of me. Imight even wind up overseas if I’m not careful.” He did not want to keep digging holes for the rest of his life,although he had no objection to doing it as long as there was a war going on and it was part of the war effort.
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“It’s a matter of duty,” he observed, “and we each have our own to perform. My duty is to keep digging theseholes, and I’ve been doing such a good job of it that I’ve just been recommended for the Good Conduct Medal.
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Your duty is to screw around in cadet school and hope the war ends before you get out. The duty of the men incombat is to win the war, and I just wish they were doing their duty as well as I’ve been doing mine. It wouldn’tbe fair if I had to go overseas and do their job too, would it?”
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One day ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen struck open a water pipe while digging in one of his holes and almost drownedto death before he was fished out nearly unconscious. Word spread that it was oil, and Chief White Halfoat waskicked off the base. Soon every man who could find a shovel was outside digging frenziedly for oil. Dirt fleweverywhere; the scene was almost like the morning in Pianosa seven months later after the night Milo bombedthe squadron with every plane he had accumulated in his M & M syndicate, and the airfield, bomb dump andrepair hangars as well, and all the survivors were outside hacking cavernous shelters into the solid ground androofing them over with sheets of armor plate stolen from the repair sheds at the field and with tattered squares ofwaterproof canvas stolen from the side flaps of each other’s tents. Chief White Halfoat was transferred out ofColorado at the first rumor of oil and came to rest finally in Pianosa as a replacement for Lieutenant Coombs,who had gone out on a mission as a guest one day just to see what combat was like and had died over Ferrara inthe plane with Kraft. Yossarian felt guilty each time he remembered Kraft, guilty because Kraft had been killedon Yossarian’s second bomb run, and guilty because Kraft had got mixed up innocently also in the SplendidAtabrine Insurrection that had begun in Puerto Rico on the first leg of their flight overseas and ended in Pianosaten days later with Appleby striding dutifully into the orderly room the moment he arrived to report Yossarianfor refusing to take his Atabrine tablets. The sergeant there invited him to be seated.
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“Thank you, Sergeant, I think I will,” said Appleby. “About how long will I have to wait? I’ve still got a lot toget done today so that I can be fully prepared bright and early tomorrow morning to go into combat the minutethey want me to.”
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“Sir?”
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“What’s that, Sergeant?”
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“What was your question?”
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“About how long will I have to wait before I can go in to see the major?”
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“Just until he goes out to lunch,” SergeantTowser replied. “Then you can go right in.”
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“But he won’t be there then. Will he?”
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“No, sir. Major Major won’t be back in his office until after lunch.”
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“I see,” Appleby decided uncertainly. “I think I’d better come back after lunch, then.”
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Appleby turned from the orderly room in secret confusion. The moment he stepped outside, he thought he saw atall, dark officer who looked a little like Henry Fonda come jumping out of the window of the orderly-room tentand go scooting out of sight around the corner. Appleby halted and squeezed his eyes closed. An anxious doubtassailed him. He wondered if he were suffering from malaria, or, worse, from an overdose of Atabrine tablets.
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Appleby had been taking four times as many Atabrine tablets as the amount prescribed because he wanted to befour times as good a pilot as everyone else. His eyes were still shut when SergeantTowser tapped him lightly onthe shoulder and told him he could go in now if he wanted to, since Major Major had just gone out. Appleby’sconfidence returned.
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“Thank you, Sergeant. Will he be back soon?”
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“He’ll be back right after lunch. Then you’ll have to go right out and wait for him in front till he leaves fordinner. Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he’s in his office.”
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“Sergeant, what did you just say?”
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“I said that Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he’s in his office.”
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Appleby stared at SergeantTowser intently and attempted a firm tone. “Sergeant, are you trying to make a foolout of me just because I’m new in the squadron and you’ve been overseas a long time?”
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“Oh, no, sir,” answered the sergeant deferentially. “Those are my orders. You can ask Major Major when you seehim.”
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“That’s just what I intend to do, Sergeant. When can I see him?”
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“Never.”
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Crimson with humiliation, Appleby wrote down his report about Yossarian and the Atabrine tablets on a pad thesergeant offered him and left quickly, wondering if perhaps Yossarian were not the only man privileged to wearan officer’s uniform who was crazy.
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By the time Colonel Cathcart had raised the number of missions to fifty-five, SergeantTowser had begun tosuspect that perhaps every man who wore a uniform was crazy. Sergeant Towser was lean and angular and hadfine blond hair so light it was almost without color, sunken cheeks, and teeth like large white marshmallows. Heran the squadron and was not happy doing it. Men like Hungry Joe glowered at him with blameful hatred, andAppleby subjected him to vindictivediscourtesy now that he had established himself as a hot pilot and a pingpongplayer who never lost a point. Sergeant Towser ran the squadron because there was no one else in thesquadron to run it. He had no interest in war or advancement. He was interested in shards and Hepplewhitefurniture.
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Almost without realizing it, SergeantTowser had fallen into the habit of thinking of the dead man in Yossarian’stent in Yossarian’s own terms—as a dead man in Yossarian’s tent. In reality, he was no such thing. He wassimply a replacement pilot who had been killed in combat before he had officially reported for duty. He hadstopped at the operations tent to inquire the way to the orderly-room tent and had been sent right into actionbecause so many men had completed the thirty-five missions required then that Captain Piltchard and CaptainWren were finding it difficult to assemble the number of crews specified by Group. Because he had neverofficially gotten into the squadron, he could never officially be gotten out, and Sergeant Towser sensed that themultiplying communications relating to the poor man would continue reverberating forever.
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His name was Mudd. To SergeantTowser, who deplored violence and waste with equal aversion, it seemed likesuch an abhorrentextravagance to fly Mudd all the way across the ocean just to have him blown into bits overOrvieto less than two hours after he arrived. No one could recall who he was or what he had looked like, least ofall Captain Piltchard and Captain Wren, who remembered only that a new officer had shown up at the operationstent just in time to be killed and who colored uneasily every time the matter of the dead man in Yossarian’s tentwas mentioned. The only one who might have seen Mudd, the men in the same plane, had all been blown to bitswith him.
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Yossarian, on the other hand, knew exactly who Mudd was. Mudd was the unknown soldier who had never had achance, for that was the only thing anyone ever did know about all the unknown soldiers—they never had achance. They had to be dead. And this dead one was really unknown, even though his belongings still lay in atumble on the cot in Yossarian’s tent almost exactly as he had left them three months earlier the day he neverarrived—all contaminated with death less than two hours later, in the same way that all was contaminated withdeath in the very next week during the Great Big Siege of Bologna when the moldyodor of mortality hung wetin the air with the sulphurous fog and every man scheduled to fly was already tainted.
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There was no escaping the mission to Bologna once Colonel Cathcart had volunteered his group for theammunition dumps there that the heavy bombers on the Italian mainland had been unable to destroy from theirhigher altitudes. Each day’s delay deepened the awareness and deepened the gloom. The clinging, overpoweringconviction of death spread steadily with the continuing rainfall, soaking mordantly into each man’s ailingcountenance like the corrosive blot of some crawling disease. Everyone smelled of formaldehyde. There was nowhere to turn for help, not even to the medical tent, which had been ordered closed by Colonel Korn so that noone could report for sick call, as the men had done on the one clear day with a mysterious epidemic of diarrheathat had forced still another postponement. With sick call suspended and the door to the medical tent nailed shut,Doc Daneeka spent the intervals between rain perched on a high stool, wordlessly absorbing the bleak outbreakof fear with a sorrowing neutrality, roosting like a melancholy buzzard below the ominous, hand-lettered signtacked up on the closed door of the medical tent by Captain Black as a joke and left hanging there by DocDaneeka because it was no joke. The sign was bordered in dark crayon and read: “CLOSED UNTIL FURTHERNOTICE. DEATH IN THE FAMILY.”
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The fear flowed everywhere, into Dunbar’s squadron, where Dunbar poked his head inquiringly through theentrance of the medical tent there one twilight and spoke respectfully to the blurred outline of Dr. Stubbs, whowas sitting in the dense shadows inside before a bottle of whiskey and a bell jar filled with purified drinkingwater.
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“Are you all right?” he asked solicitously.
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“Terrible,” Dr. Stubbs answered.
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“What are you doing here?”
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“Sitting.”
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“I thought there was no more sick call.”
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“There ain’t.”
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“Then why are you sitting here?”
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“Where else should I sit? At the goddam officers’ club with Colonel Cathcart and Korn? Do you know what I’mdoing here?”
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“Sitting.”
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“In the squadron, I mean. Not in the tent. Don’t be such a goddam wise guy. Can you figure out what a doctor isdoing here in the squadron?”
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“They’ve got the doors to the medical tents nailed shut in the other squadrons,” Dunbar remarked.
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“If anyone sick walks through my door I’m going to ground him,” Dr. Stubbs vowed. “I don’t give a damn whatthey say.”
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“You can’t ground anyone,” Dunbar reminded. “Don’t you know the orders?”
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“I’ll knock him flat on his ass with an injection and really ground him.” Dr. Stubbs laughed with sardonicamusement at the prospect. “They think they can order sick call out of existence. The bastards. Ooops, there itgoes again.” The rain began falling again, first in the trees, then in the mud puddles, then, faintly, like a soothingmurmur, on the tent top. “Everything’s wet,” Dr. Stubbs observed with revulsion. “Even the latrines and urinalsare backing up in protest. The whole goddam world smells like a charnel house.”
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The silence seemed bottomless when he stopped talking. Night fell. There was a sense of vast isolation.
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“Turn on the light,” Dunbar suggested.
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“There is no light. I don’t feel like starting my generator. I used to get a big kick out of saving people’s lives.
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Now I wonder what the hell’s the point, since they all have to die anyway.
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“Oh, there’s a point, all right,” Dunbar assured him.
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“Is there? What is the point?”
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“The point is to keep them from dying for as long as you can.”
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“Yeah, but what’s the point, since they all have to die anyway?”
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“Never mind the trick. What the hell’s the point?”
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Dunbar pondered in silence for a few moments. “Who the hell knows?”
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Dunbar didn’t know. Bologna should have exulted Dunbar, because the minutes dawdled and the hours draggedlike centuries. Instead it tortured him, because he knew he was going to be killed.
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“Do you really want some more codeine?” Dr. Stubbs asked.
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“It’s for my friend Yossarian. He’s sure he’s going to be killed.”
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“Yossarian? Who the hell is Yossarian? What the hell kind of a name is Yossarian, anyway? Isn’t he the one whogot drunk and started that fight with Colonel Korn at the officers’ club the other night?”
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“That’s right. He’s Assyrian.”
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“That crazy bastard.”
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“He’s not so crazy,” Dunbar said. “He swears he’s not going to fly to Bologna.”
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“That’s just what I mean,” Dr. Stubbs answered. “That crazy bastard may be the only sane one left.”