Yo momma 's so ugly, when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.

你妈是个丑八怪，她出生时保温箱的玻璃都变色。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her momma!

你妈是个丑八怪，她出生时医生猛抽她妈妈的脸！

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Yo momma 's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!

你妈是个丑八怪，她的房子用丑陋盖！

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Yo momma 's so ugly, her nickname is Damn!

你妈是个丑八怪，她的小名叫该死！

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Yo momma 's so ugly, she's the cover girl for iodine.

你妈是个丑八怪，她给碘酒做瓶盖。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her face.

你妈是个丑八怪，她哭的时候眼泪朝上射。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!

你妈是个丑八怪，她脸朝下睡钉子床！

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Yo momma 's so ugly, she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.

你妈是个丑八怪，她脸蛋能沉千艘船。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

你妈是个丑八怪，她妈喝醉了才敢奶她。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

你妈是个丑八怪，她妈只好在她脖子上拴根骨头引狗和她玩。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!

你妈是个丑八怪，她奶个孩子用吸管！

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Yo momma 's so ugly, when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!

你妈是个丑八怪，她跳湖湖水都反跳！

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Yo momma 's so ugly, when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.

你妈是个丑八怪，她往沙子上那么一坐，小猫就想用沙子把她埋起来。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

你妈是个丑八怪，她吓得猛鬼做噩梦！

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Yo momma 's so ugly, when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!

你妈是个丑八怪，她小时候吃饭用弹弓喂！

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Yo momma 's so ugly, when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes.

你妈是个丑八怪，她一走过洗手间，马桶自动把水冲。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.

你妈是个丑八怪，她只要把牛奶看一眼，牛奶就吓得变奶油。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

你妈是个丑八怪，她只在窗口露一小脸，就因为臭显被逮走。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, she walked past a mirror and it exploded.

你妈是个丑八怪，她走过时镜子都爆炸。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.

你妈是个丑八怪，精神病医生都要她脸朝下躺。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.

你妈是个丑八怪，看见她的耳朵才认出她的脸。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

你妈是个丑八怪，看脱衣舞的都付钱叫她把衣服穿起来。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!

你妈是个丑八怪，美杜莎都给她化成了石块！

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Yo momma 's so ugly, yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face.

你妈是个丑八怪，你爹情愿亲她的屁股不亲她的脸。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

你妈是个丑八怪，人们把她的脸做模子按进面团做大猩猩饼。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders! !

你妈是个丑八怪，人们把她关进监狱去修理强奸犯！！

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Yo momma 's so ugly, they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

你妈是个丑八怪，人们只留她的胞衣不留她。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.

你妈是个丑八怪，肉车上的饿狼都吓跑。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.

你妈是个丑八怪，尸体上的秃鹰都吓走。

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Yo momma 's so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.

你妈是个丑八怪，兽医才敢给她看病。

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